Educrat's Dictionary (satire)

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WARNING: The material in this website, although satirical, will in all likelihood undo your 12 years of public school indoctrination. PLEASE DO NOT ADVANCE INTO THIS WEBSITE if you are concerned with maintaining your current views.

Ed' u crat — Government educator/teacher/official whose domain of oversight includes state-owned schools. Duties include enforcing compulsory attendance and administration of standardized government propaganda to children aged 3 to 18.

The satirical definitions in this Educrat's Dictionary provide a frightening glimpse into the twisted mind of the educrat, a person whose sole mission in life is to brainwash you, and who is himself thoroughly brainwashed. Please be warned that by venturing into this twisted mind you risk the effects of rapid deprogramming, which may result in a need for counseling or other treatment.

NOTE: Unfortunately, the satirical definitions in Educrat's Dictionary are not that far off the mark. To preserve your sanity and prop up your current world view (since, not surprisingly, most of your views will line up with that of the educrat), you can always tell yourself that the definitions are gross exaggerations. This will help to lessen the pain of deprogramming.

One note of encouragement. If you feel like a limp dishrag after viewing this website, there are included herein links to other websites to help you build a new world view — one not based on 12 years of government school propaganda. You will also find a list of articles which you can download to answer some of your immediate questions.

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